Monday, August 2, 2010

Pay No Attention To That Flab Behind The Curtain

So I've--as mentioned last post--got a belly. Here's my three tips for dealing with major or minor flaws:
1. Distraction
2. Distraction
3. Distraction

Yes, my dears, don't buy for one second that full honesty and transparency (Oh, my, especially not "transparency." Clothes should not seen through--unless you're Cher or Beyonce) bull.

I may have my chunk but my legs--well, just see the name of my blog and you've got your answer. If it weren't for the blue vein roadmap I've developed on them so I don't lose my way home, I could still rock a mini. As it is, you put me in leggings and a tunic top and I'm good. Not going to look 25, or 45 for that matter, but unless you actually grab my middle--which I really don't recommend if you want to be able to wear both your wedding and right hand ring--you're going to think "look at that girl, skinny legs and all."

And while I have little patience for treadmills, ellipticals, and spinning, I love doing planks and resistance training, so my arms gotta lot going for them too. While this blog will--honest to Gaia--really talk more about actual working out and such, that's my only tip for the day.

Oh, and did I mention I love yoga DVD's which will lead to another post soon: "(Rodney) Yee-Hah!"

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